Garden’s Roast Wanted: A Night of Roasting, is happening on June 8th at 1:30pm PST, courtesy of host Mo. While they are inviting us to be at our most petty, I wanted to figure out more about this specifically fabulous hater encouraging us to share our rage! Below, Mo shares more about Garden's Roast Wanted and what audience members can expect. If you'd like to propose a topic, make sure to fill out this form by June 1st! Want to attend? RSVP here!

Until next our avatars meet,

🪻J Mase

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Why a roast? 

Why not a roast!? It’s time to make space for the hate in our hearts 👺There’s so much going in the world, and the whites want us to only aspire to “peace and love”. In reality, anger has a purpose and a lot of power. The most effective revolutions were partly fueled by anger… so let’s get together, be shady, throw some tomatoes, and criticize the people, places, and things that need to be criticized. 

What kind of sh*t talking are you hoping to witness?

Garden is full of shit-talkers (complimentary), so I’m hoping to witness a little bit of everything. Here’s a list of ideas:

😡Your terrible boss 😡Your abusive relative  😡A celebrity you have petty beef with 😡Trash politicians  😡COVID deniers/COVID itself 😡Terrible historical figures 😡That ridiculous TV show you hate 😡The concept of time 😡The medical system 😡The color green 😡Whiteness 😡Cold weather

You can roast whatever your heart desires, but there are a few guidelines 🤓☝️:

☮️ No roasting Garden members.
🤐 If you’re roasting someone who is NOT a public figure, please don't use real names/pictures.
🙅‍♀️ No racism, ableism, fatphobia, or any discrimination. Be creative!
🥊 Punch up, not down.
⏰ Each roast should be 15mins or less.

*At the end we will have a grounding exercise to alchemize all of the activating energy we’ll be releasing that afternoon 🧘🌬️*

What if I want to do a roast, but I don't think I'm very funny?

Girl… look at all of these unfunny comedians who have successful careers. Roasts *can* be funny, but everyone’s humor is different. I personally think it’s hilarious whenever anyone passionately hates on something. Therefore, if you wanna come in, be yourself, and talk-shit, you’re more than ready to go.

Besides, every time you put yourself down, a white person gets their wings 😖, and we need LESS of that. So, believe in yourself; anyone can be funny! 

Who you tryna roast, Mo??

There’s so much hate in my heart for many things… but there’s one person who will always be my #1 enemy. And that’s none other than Christopher Columbus. Him and I have been enemies since 1492. Something about enslaving millions of people or whatever. So if ya’ll want to hear me hate on that trashy man, come through! 

Before I go, here’s a haiku for all of you:

Love fills the air, but

haters shine bright like Kendrick—

Side-eyes for the win! 

Garden’s Roast Wanted: A Night of Roasting is happening June 8th at 1:30pm PST. Propose a topic by June 1st at 11:59pm PST and RSVP to watch the magic unfold here!